Ok. I just read a book about a young girl whose father wants her to marry. He selects several suitors for her to choose from. She comes up with a brilliant idea to make a rug and weave a riddle into it. Whichever man can solve the riddle she will marry. So I got to thinking...

What if women did this in America 2009?

Women could weave riddles into their panties! This could work for single and married women. Single ladies: If you meet a man out but don’t want to go home with Joe the Plumber (sorry I couldn’t help myself..shout out to Mrs. Palin) who might not be worthy enough for your goods, he would have to solve your LaPerla mystery before getting lucky. Married ladies: When your husband pisses you off, to get back in your good graces, he would have to solve your panty puzzle ( no LaPerla for me, more like some Hanes..we’re in a recession people!)

While this sounds clever, I imagine there would be hoards of horny ladies walking the streets. My husband would probably not solve the riddle. Not because he is dumb but because he probably wants to watch tv anyway. or maybe...I sleep without panties anyway!

Why do women wear flowers on their panties? 

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Have a weird day!